cousinfucker 

An extra stupid gnarly looking guy...a derp derp. A cousinfucker is either someone who'd be fucking their cousin or they're the fugly product of cousinfucking.

Matt Gaetz looks like a cousinfucker.

cousinfucker by bette_cracker August 18, 2019

Cousinfuckery

(verb)

The act of Incest; particularly with one's own cousin.

"I just naturally assumed that those people were always everywhere in the south go to the Nascar thing maybe or the international coalition of cousinfuckery"

Cousinfuckery by Ethic_Hackman January 26, 2007

cousillas 

another word for spanish

Dan is so cousillas!

cousillas by rjbm23 May 18, 2008

wiener cousins 

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

wiener cousins by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

couning 

Couning - it's similar to counting but the outcome is not the same as counting. For example, counting to 10 would yield, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Couning to 10 would look like 1,2,12

Person 1: Hey, what's up with these reports? These numbers don't add up.
Person 2: Clearly the designers were COUNING again.

couning by abe-k December 16, 2019

cousiNfucation 

When you engage in sexual intercourse with an immediate family members' cousin, particularly the parents cousin, consistantly yet only occasionally and always on vacation.

When family reunion season approaches, the cousiNfucation begins.
Julie remembers hers and 2nd cousin Jacobs, first cousiNfucation.

Why do cousiNfucation's have to be a secret?

cousiNfucation by Whore-able_&_Adorable December 6, 2019

birthday cousins 

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

birthday cousins by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015