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Women who carry condoms

A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.
Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.

Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.
by NSG75 February 24, 2015
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condomination

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.
"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"
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The Condor

When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.
I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!
by JCVRLV March 31, 2008
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condo

adj. Affecting an air of snobbish urbanite nature.
When on her way to the bar, Theresa wanted to stop by her place to pick up her puppy first. Theresa is so condo!
by Eatmoreokra October 31, 2008
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zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.
Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.
by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008
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condombreath

Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.
Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)
by Grewsome June 15, 2008
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Condominic

A person who is mysteriously able to obtain very high grades in school despite watching NBA on his laptop during classes.
Don't be a closet mugger; be a condominic.
by RandalGodwin March 15, 2011
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