Poppin Champagne

While masturbating, when you are about blow a load you cap the end of your dick and keep going. Once you cannot go any longer and you remove your finger from the end of your dick you cumshot becomes much longer

Dude that chick was so annoying she was practically asking me to be poppin champagne right in her face.

by A-Rocket January 14, 2010

Future Champion

A user on TinierMe who is not gay.

"I want to be like Future Champion when I grow up!"
"Naw man, you gay!"

by Uchimi May 2, 2010

just north of champlain

you say this to someone that is asking directions. Champlain is the most north town in new York. Just north of Champlain is CANADA. Then if the person really thinks its just north of Champlain you they look like an idiot.

Jacob "you know where Nick's house is?"
Jason "Its just north of Champlain"
Jacob "really"
Jason "ya"
Jason "wow your an idiot"

by Jason Baker June 12, 2007

Champ Stamp

when you punch someone in the face with one or more state champion rings.

i totally just champ stamped some dude that was getting in my face.

by bmagic December 16, 2008

Like A Champ

To perform an action in a similar way in which a champ would.

He roasted you like a champ.

by The Communist Lemon October 20, 2016

Pawg Champ

Commonly said term by a large glizzied mexican after sex or sexual activity.

Friend " Yo she wants to smack her phat ass on your cockerspanual!"

Julian " Ayyyye Pawg Champ!!"

by Sayde Almighty October 13, 2020

chimportant

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

Bush's "War On Drugs" is Chimportant.

A bureaucracy is very Chimportant.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" Williams May 25, 2003