chili dog

During spooning, the act of the spoonee farting on the phallus of the spooner. Considered particularly embarrassing if performed by a vegan.

Person 1: I was spooning a girl last night when she gave me a chili dog!
Person 2: Awesome! Was she a blonde chick from Pennsylvania?
Person 1: How'd you know!
Person 2: She did it to me last week! I was totally awkward turtle.

by Wacky Turtle July 20, 2008

chili bowl

1. a football
2. any football game

"Hey Sean, did you see Andrew Luck throw that chili bowl in the chili bowl the other day?"

by The Chili Bandit February 3, 2012

poo-chili

One with both qualities/likeness of a poo, and a big bowl of chili.

"Man, Paul is such a big poo-chili today."

by jonathan November 19, 2002

chili dawg

a hottie wit a red hat on

check out dat chili dawg on da lef

by marvin melrose May 9, 2003

texas chili bowl

A horrible revenge procedure that involves calling someone from Mexico, placing hot sauce on the receiver and when the person from Texas answers (a lot of people from texas are referred to as "beaners" hence adding to the term chili bowl) you will now have yourself a texas chili bowl.

That kid pissed me off so much, I'm going to give him the worst texas chili bowl ever.

by jmiller6 February 19, 2008

You Chillin

A way of saying that you have embarrassed yourself so badly that you need to go chill .

25 Year Old Virgin: Hey guys i just got laid !
Male: Smfh You Chillin .

virgin 25 chillin

by mikeydaman97 July 6, 2011

bum chillin

Relaxing like a wino; laid out anywhere convenient and usually due to being inebriated. Happily lazy in some form of intoxication. Can be used to describe relaxing without intoxication, but implies general unawareness of the world at large.

Q: Did you go the club last night?

A: Na, I got case and was bum chillin on the porch.

by your real name, tryina tellme October 24, 2010