chalimony

obligated to pay child support and alimony after a divorce.

Dude, my chalimony payments are depleting my kraft singles!

by slimshaddytn March 11, 2007

Dance challenged

Those that use cliche dance moves like "the sprinkler" because they can not dance and it is all they know. Usually their "moves" do not fit with the song.

Ross is definitely dance challenged, he got out on the floor and started doing disco moves to the song Sweet Caroline.

by Snuggies November 19, 2009

10 minute challenge

The challenge of having a girl suck your dick and make you ejaculate with 10 minutes. This proves that they really like/love you because they've really gotta put forth some effort into that 10 minutes.

Guy 1: That was the best bj ever! I love the 10 minute challenge!
Guy 2: You only lasted like 3 minutes....
Guy 1: Did you get a blowjob recently?

by jamesTnutts June 19, 2011

11:59 Challenge

At 11:59pm in October 31st you start jerking off and try to finish before midnight.

If unsuccessful then you already failed No Nut November so you can just jerk off the entire month but if successful you can say you were the last person to jerk off and you got to have a moment of pleasure before 1 month without it

Chad: “Bro next year I’m totally gonna try the 11:59 challenge”
Chad Brad Bradley: “Yeah I did it this year and it was the best decision I made”

by Mooshrooms November 1, 2019

Vertically Challenged

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.

"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker

by GADAFYS April 14, 2016

Sharpie Challenge

an act where one shoves a sharpie up their urethra.

person one : hey man, did you hear about the sharpie challenge?
person two : yea, lizzy told me about it. She made me do it man . . .

by lemersonx January 20, 2021

gravitationally challenged

When a woman's breasts hang abmormally low on her body

Her tits sure hang low. That girl is gravitationally challenged

by Dick Steele May 27, 2006