chalimony

obligated to pay child support and alimony after a divorce.

Dude, my chalimony payments are depleting my kraft singles!

by slimshaddytn March 11, 2007

Chalion

A single entity which consists of one Chape and one Lion. Hence, "Chalion". They (androgynous) think identical thoughts. They recognise often that they are funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

Fuck you Howard, I'm Chalion.

by Chalion June 22, 2007

Catimony

That's when your ex was such a douche you got cat support for your 3 cats for life. Alimony meets child support for cats!

My lawyer was so good he got me Catimony!

by rock a shellar August 17, 2012

cHarmony

an official dating website for "sexy" cats. Specifically NOT to be used by ugly cats. (cats can and will be rated ugly or sexy). this website is used by all of about 5 people and they will be lonely for the rest of their lives. MEOW.

"Hey friend, I'm feeling pretty lonely today"
"Me too, lets go check out cHarmony!!!"
"whats that?"
"a site where my cat gets more action than I do"

Tiger: Shalom! I'm a SUT looking for a SUQ!"

by CrazyCatChicks December 18, 2011

Charmony

Charmony Coates also known as Niecy by all her friends is a determined go getter. Self made, independent, the “ big sister”, the great friend, Ms. Make It Happen!

Charmony is a great person.

by Tiny 🤣 May 3, 2021

chanmonychan

A gay fag wit a seven head

have u seen that chanmonychan guy

yea he’s super gay

by oogalooma March 9, 2023

chelmony

Chelmony is a kind of tufted woven cloth evenly distributed short threads that has a distinctive feel. It is a synonym for velvet, because that words makes people with synaesthesia shudder.

“In the past, chelmony was typically made from silk. Today, chelmony can be made from linen, cotton, wool and synthetic fibres which can be an unpleasant texture.”

“Would you like another slice of red chelmony cake?”

“It was chelmony to the touch.”

by Miss Andrist May 30, 2023