Shandris Brain

Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness

“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”

“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”

“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”

by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023

To brain someone

To hit someone in the head

I’m going to brain someone!

by Spoon :) September 30, 2020

tane brain

A Butane induced headache from consuming a cannabis concentrate not purged of the aforementioned gas.

I smoked too much of that generic brand shatter and end up with tane brain.

by Gfunk66 December 22, 2019

Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.

Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."

by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018

Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.

Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.

by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014

South Brain

Slang term for not only testicles, but the tendency to act based on lust rather than good sense or logic. ie, "He's thinking with his south brain."

A: I hear Joe got Heather pregnant
B: Yeah, he was thinking with his south brain

by Crazy Coyote July 16, 2019