cock bastard

insulting phrase used to diss asshole Brazilians

the opposite of baller ass

"Lorenzo, you're such a cock bastard"

by Mustafa1 February 12, 2008

whinging pommy bastard

See: Robert Lynn Whipple IV.

Whiny cunt who is often scrounging in local public servers with a 1:2 kill:death ratio. Complains of his mother when she comes home with two drunk black bitches preparing for an orgy.

Whipple: Oh fuck, my winAMP is broke!!
Darkstarrr: QQ you whinging pommy bastard.
Whipple: OLL

by darkstarrr November 1, 2007

Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

Bastardjuice

Any drink that is found to be unsatisfactory. Used typically in the Midlands of the United Kingdom

"This drink's awful, what the fuck is this? Bastardjuice?"

by John Delonge April 25, 2006

bastardized

a bastardly way; when sounds bastardly or bastard like

What she said just then was so bastardized.

by Nicollet December 17, 2008

bastardos

adj. (1) Several people with whom you have an insurmountable amount of malice/discontent with.

(2) Many bastards with Latin flair.

Example 1:
The NYPD is full of bastardos!

Example 2:
Dammit the website said the store closes at 9. It's 8:45 and they aren't letting people in? The bastardos!

by yagami760 April 13, 2013

pun bastard

One who finds, at first, an informal audience which appreciates a primarily witty pun, but then plummets them with an apparent backstock of his own homophonic concoctions intended to satisfy his own secret literary longings.

"About the fishing trip, we had a good laugh at the bassinet joke, but I don't think the pun bastard knows when to quit"

by wait,what August 21, 2011