South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

South African Finger Trap

Gay sex position, see Eiffle tower, in which a white male is spit roasted by two black men.

"After walking through the curtain, we saw Dylan Cole caught in a South African Finger Trap."

by .3x3. November 18, 2023

South African Bug Washing

When you draw back the curtain in your bed sit and your room mate is asleep with a raging boner that resembles a giant dirty cockroach so you gargle some washing liquid then suck him off like your Nelson Mandela

“Did you hear… Greg gave Bear a South African Bug Washing last weekend!”

by RUFFSACK February 12, 2024

$5 African

A $5 African is a Black American (Soulaan) who adopts a generalized African identity—often shaped by white institutions, HBCU Pan-African studies, social media, or cultural clubs—without a personal or ancestral connection to specific African cultures, languages, or histories is seen as inadvertently supporting both Eurocentric and white supremacist agendas, as well as being encouraged by some Africans. This shift can dilute the unique heritage of Native Black Americans (descendants of U.S. chattel slavery/Emancipated). By embracing a broad “African” label, they may overlook the distinct history and culture of Soulaan, risking the erasure, or ethnocide, of their unique identity within the U.S. in favor of a generalized, often superficial, African identity.

Many Native Black Americans feel that the $5 African projection, where individuals adopt a generalized African identity without specific cultural or ancestral ties, is inadvertently supported by Africans who encourage this ideology, often welcoming others under a broad pan-African identity. However, this approach can unintentionally dilute the unique history of Soulaan and contribute to the erasure of their distinct heritage within the U.S.

by Slyfoxtv November 13, 2024

South African bloody twister

The South African Bloody Twister is a sexual position where the male get two leeches and attaches a leech on each nipple of the man/women once attached the man will perform intercouse in missionary position while having a hand on the leeches.

Brad performed the South African Bloody Twister on his significant other.

by Bostoncrablover January 30, 2026

South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.

"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

ESSEC-African

Noun. A student, faculty member, or entity affiliated with ESSEC Business School in (Sidi) Bouknadel, Sale Province.

Adjective. Related to the African campus of ESSEC, its students, activities, or initiatives.

She’s a rock, an ESSEC-African—just landed her first internship at L’Oréal.

by essecafrican February 19, 2025