Make Your Mom Do It

Answer to any problem you may encounter in your journey through life.

A: Damn, I got a shitload of homework
B: Make your mom do it.

A: Can you please pick up after yourself?
B: Make your mom do it.

A: We have a shipment of anthrax that needs to be sent to Iraq by tomorrow.
B: Make your mom do it.

Make Your Mom Do It by Tim XYZ November 8, 2003

Doin' Your Mom

Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.

Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom

Doin' Your Mom by Matress1230 November 11, 2020

I facebooked your mom 

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

I facebooked your mom by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

Poke-your-mom 

A variation on the pronunciation of Pokemon, supposedly used in a satirical manner, but this has not been proven. Often used by total douches who have nothing better to do.

Douche: "Let's play Poke-your-mom!"

Guy: "Howzabout I punch you until you bleed?"

Poke-your-mom by Sven-Detlev September 8, 2009

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!

ComeBack for most your mom jokes

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by GUY November 27, 2003

fucking your mom 

The action of me inserting my penis into your moms vigina.

I was fucking your mom yesterday.

fucking your mom by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

Do your mom 

have sex with your mom

Do your mom tonight because it feels nice.

Do your mom by Sexy boy 6969696969 May 4, 2018