Beef Drapes

A pair of vaginal lips that hang PRECICELY 1 foot or lower from the snatch-must be 1 foot or longer to qualify as beef drapes; beeflike apperance/scent; stretch when pulled; flap on call; continue to sag with age.

"Yo gramma, hang dem beef drapes out to dry! they greasin up my floo!

"shut up or ill slap you with my beef drapes!'

by sweetlips April 4, 2005

hood beef

An attractive woman who poses on top of an automobile

"Check out the hood beef sitting on that stang."

by Jhalps May 1, 2008

Beef Cake

Been Cake

–noun

1. A Beef Cake is a female who's body type ranges anywhere between slightly overweight and clinically obese.

Stacy has a nice personality, but she's a total beef cake.

by Peep Show FTW. December 21, 2010

Roast Beef

1. A tore up vagina that resembles roast beef.

2. Very large vagina lips.

After cream pieing her roast beef, I was hungry and decided to make sandwich.

by steve sagal jr. March 11, 2008

Beef Curtains

See Piss Fenders

by N. Culv September 8, 2003

beef slider

(noun) requiring a shoe-horn to aid in penetration due to a disparity in size favouring ones penis

Took that tight little bitch to dinner last night and then brought her back to my place for a beef slider

by Marvo8 October 11, 2010

beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O December 12, 2008