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Text-fast

having your fone taken away for more than 24 hours without text. being text-hungry because of either confiscation or self-disciplinary acts.
Emily: Oh my gosh. how's the text-fast going?

Trina: horrible! i cant text at allm i dont have my fone with me and i feel like breaking down right now.

or

Heather: ur not replying to my texts! is something wrong?

Melane: Yeah. took a bet that i couldnt text-fast for more than 3 weeks.

Heather: Thats horrid!
by Lindorr July 7, 2010
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Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.
Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.
by ICF889 October 21, 2011
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text-a-mans

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.
LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS
by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017
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Great text

A sarcastic remark used when taking the piss out of someone who thinks their Text/tag is really good but is actually shit.
"I tagged the bus stop yesterday!"
"What'd ya write?"
"..Great text"

"Why have you written that Great text all over your book?"
by Captain Crumbs January 15, 2008
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hyper text

The popular way of communicating using text-capable cell phones, computers, or other high tech gadgets. Also an effective way of non-confrontational communication.
"That girl has a Sidekick and she can hyper text her friends like 50 words a minute."
by HaydenS77 April 8, 2008
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Peekaboo Text

When you send a picture of something covered then a text of that same thing uncovered then the word peekaboo. This is done preferably with genitals.
last night she sent me a peekaboo text of her tits.
by peakaboooo January 10, 2011
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Sympathy text

A text designed to gain sympathy from the recipient. Typically sent to everyone in one's contacts, and generally contains unnecessary information about the sender that could have otherwise been left out.
sympathy text:
I'm going to the hospital I'm in a lot of pain I have blood in my urine and I called my doc and they said I either have a kidney or bladder infection, kidney stone, or cyst on my ovary

reply:
TMI!!! Hope you feel better.
by HippieChuck January 19, 2011
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