January 3rd

National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this

"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."

"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"

by drifty white man m'g January 3, 2020

January 12

The day that u ask out ur crush

Hey guess what today is?

January 12?

Yeah but what else?

I don't know?

National ask out ur crush.

by Wolfzzz November 8, 2019

January 30

Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio

Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:I’m gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea

Samuel:it must be January 30

by Qweertyuioplkjjggffhdc November 5, 2020

January 14

The day you get to spike any volleyball players head(or a ball at their head).

Brooke: it’s January 14th 😏.
Me//any volleyball player: no no no no..😧

by Chickens and turtles January 11, 2020

January 21

He likes sucking cock and also he is a monkey and he sucks on BBC

Hi I was born at January 21 and I like sucking big BBC and have a small cock

by Jan 21 July 7, 2021

January 10

January 10 is hug any and all Gingers day, this is a day dedicated to them. They may get a lot of days for them but they truly deserve it. We love them all deep down

Girl: there’s he is! He’s so cute and I LOVE his red/orange hair
Girls best friend: well it’s your lucky day it’s January 10, hug a ginger day!
Girl: let’s go!

by Imyoungandinlove January 5, 2021

Cum January

The first month of the year, pretty much the opposite of No Nut November, you just cum a lot. A sexual twist on the common phrase "Come January"

Friend: Dude No Nut November is brutal, idk if I can make it
Me: Just hold off and it'll be worth it Cum January.

by NMSJanitor44 December 13, 2017