ascot hole

Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.

Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.

by CMIF LM March 8, 2012

Hole in One

When someone sticks their toe, or finger up another person's asshole

Wendy: hey Chealsea! When I went to the pool party, Breanna gave me a Hole in One!

Chealsea: ewww! That's so gross. Was it an accident or on purpose?

Wendy: I don't even know any more

by Someone_Over_The_Rainbow June 4, 2014

going into the hole

1.freight train riding term where the train you are on goes onto a side track to let another train pass it.
2.when used like "going into the great hole in the sky", it is a train hopper who gets killed while hopping trains.

1. "shit, were going into the hole, i'm gonna get off and take a shit"
2."man, mike should be more careful"
"you can bet he's going to the great hole in the sky"

by jilldo December 28, 2003

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Black-Hole

The act of "docking" ones anus with another's anus. Similar to the docking of uncircumcised male weeners only, this time its anus edition. Like two intergalactic black-holes ripping asunder the very fabric of space and time; light could never escape these converging holes!

Hey, get that crusty anus over here and black-hole me!

I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!

"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."

by Alex and Lauren October 1, 2010

piss hole

1.where urine comes out of the PENIS

2.also used as a dirty name

1.i went to the bathroom and my piss hole was burning

2.your a fucken piss hole!

by Anthony February 7, 2005

hole in one

A girl (usually a slut) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. Girl may also be a cadbury

"That girl is such a whore.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink"
"What a hole-in-one"

by orgabulator June 3, 2004