Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
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by heynow_1 February 23, 2010
Get the Canine Facebook mug.n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
by Mpaper August 7, 2011
Get the Facebook fascist mug.A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021
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X: "Have you seen Andy? I swear he's spent four hours on facebook! Hasn't he got better things to do?"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
by Captain Capable July 12, 2011
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Get the Facebook gangsta mug.Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.
Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"
Joe Blow: "Me"
Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."
And so on.... for like 30 comments.
Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
Joe Blow: "Me"
Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."
And so on.... for like 30 comments.
Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 17, 2010
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