A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
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Get the Funky Surprise Hotdish mug.The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
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