steve der vmann

steve ist ein vmann weil er nicht in fackellicht on kommt während es ausgemacht war

- *20 Uhr so und Lust zum daddeln*
-fackellichten?
-yos
- * steve bis 23 uhr am "arbeiten"* whoops
- steve der vmann ist nicht da
- ööööööööööh

by Paprikawurst November 28, 2018

Godly steve

Biggest, sexiest man alive. Just fucks bitches, shotguns brewskis and drops logs all day long.

Bro godly Steve is a fucking beast he just shotgunned a beer off a girls head
Yessir his a god

by Stevesteves August 1, 2019

The Steve

The ultimate sender of a group when it comes to anything especially drinking alcoholic beverages. He will not turn down any drink and will chug it faster than anyone.

You will call him the Steve after he has just sent a challenge so hard and the boys respect it.

Me: Bro you are the steeveee.
Friend:Shot bro I just chugged a few beers.
Or shot bro I just back flipped off a 100m cliff onto land.

by The pigg June 11, 2020

Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????

Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you

by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021

Pulling a Steve

When a person in a friend group on Discord (a common communication platform for gamers) randomly leaves, because they accidentally entered a different chat channel.

*leaves voice chat
...
*enters voice chat
Hey guys, sorry about that. I was pulling a Steve

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

Steve

A cop who deals with 4 kids and likes classic Mario and crocs and has two dogs and 2 cats and a bunny

Man, you're turning into a steve

by Josh_W474 July 19, 2019

Steve Irwin Pissa

When you have to Piss so bad but your snake is still tucked away. You then quickly pinch the head, rip it from the bush and squeeze it until you can relive yourself safely !

I was talking with Jamie when suddenly I had to do a Steve Irwin Pissa before I soaked my pants and Jamie !

by Peter Getzinya May 13, 2023