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social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.
Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.
by sandraxine August 26, 2018
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Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.
He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.
by Musivino September 28, 2017
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Social Rush

When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!
by TDTT December 9, 2008
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Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.
In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.
by Mr.dine June 11, 2020
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Hvoax Socialize

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize
Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"
by ,.,.// November 12, 2020
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Social Stud

I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.
He's such a social stud, thats why he always eats his lunch with us.
by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016
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Social Baby

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.
"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"
by old fruit March 9, 2013
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