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shuffle shame

1. Shuffle shame occurs when you are playing music in shuffle (or random) mode and the songs you are embarrassed about listening to come on as someone you're trying to impress enters the room.

2. Shuffle shame occurs when someone is attempting to shuffle (a form of dancing popular with aznz) but fails miserably and/or realizes that shuffling is lame.
John: Hey Jimmy how you doing?
*non-mainstream music comes on*
Jimmy: ZOMGZ I don't know why that's in my mp3 library.
John: Ugh my ears hurt from not hearing mainstream music with singers who have no real talent!!!11
Pedophile looking through window: This is a common case of shuffle shame.
by HisNameIsChris October 1, 2008
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sluff

a ginger's vagina
ron from harry potter has a hairy sluff
by skapreme November 22, 2010
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Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on
Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.
by Agricola Youtubuola April 6, 2009
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snuffilufigus

The brown fuzzy character on seaseme street who looked like a fucked up elephant.
kid 1: Hey that looks like an elephant! but its brown..and fuzzy.
kid 2: That's a snuffilufigus!
by christay tay April 14, 2005
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snuffaluffagus

When I guy tucks his balls and dick behind his ass cheeks, then bends over. It will look like an elephant if the man is man enough to have a big dick.
Girl 1: omigawd! I opened up my curtains last night and guess what I saw!
Girl 342354: What?!
Girl 1: Peter and his friends pulled a snuffaluffagus right in the window!
Girl 23244111: Eeewwwwwiiieee
by Oprah Whinfrey February 17, 2009
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snuffling for truffles

this is what the devil does on thursday afternoons
everybody knows that snuffling for truffles is wrong, but satan flies in the face of social convention
by h.monkey February 5, 2004
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snuffalarcus

A snuffalarcus is the fucking most amazing little magical creature in all of the universe. It is a mix between a pink flamingo, a trout, lion, baby tiger cubs, one legged bear, and also a t-rex..... If you were wondering it is possible to be a mix of all these wonderful creatures of life... During large animal orgies these creatures are created from little sperm wigglers....... Many other animals may be incorporated in the gene pool of a snuffalarcus, because when the orgie starts no one knows who they are fucking... So when shit gets crazy loads are being blown all over the place..... Overall a snuffalarcus owns little babies who have not developed the ability to have boners.... Word to your mother....
Jessica: Whoa did you see that fucking magical creature over there

Ben: Yeah babe thats a mother fucking SNUFFALARCUS, only the most amazing creature in all of the universe.

Jessica: Your amazing

Ben: Lets go pitch a tent....... Oh yeah sonnnnnnnnnn....
by BSiCe May 8, 2007
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