Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).

You are as smart as a pineapple.

by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 9, 2023

Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

The oils used in Smart Balance products contain low levels of naturally occurring trans fats, about 70 mcg of trans fat per serving. Some blends in this line include fish oil, while some include only vegetable-based ingredients.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

In 2012, Smart Balance acquired Udi’s Healthy Foods, and the parent company was renamed Boulder Brands

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

Smart Balance

A company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

The products claim to have no partially hydrogenated vegetable oils added, no trans fat,1 and to be comparable in quality to vegetable oil based products

Painter, Kristen Leigh. Smart Balance moving headquarters to Boulder

by Wendysfg August 25, 2023

smart dumb person

You’re smart academically but a dumbass in anything else

You’re a really smart dumb person

by Sour gummie bears August 25, 2023