Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

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surprise motherf**ker

Memorable quote from the tv show "Dexter" that was told by James Doakes, now it is a meme. Obv

*stealing a car*

Cop:
-surprise motherf**ker

by noideas June 2, 2017

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San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.

Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise

by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021

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Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011

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An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.

Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!

by The last wiggler December 24, 2020

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Big Corn Surprise

Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.

by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023

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