the squirrels 

douchebag group of guys, usually in year 11 who are complete cowards unless found in large numbers, or behind their computer screen. they usually enjoy attacking innocent girls for fun

the squirrels on their computer: you are a fucking slut lets go shoot up in the bathrooms

squirrel alone in person: *avoids eye contact and runs away*

the squirrels by notsoshy August 7, 2010

Squirrley 

adjective-describing simultaneously all of the qualities attributed to a semi-rabid squirrel i.e. crazy, esp. nutty, sneaky, of questionable character, flighty, hyperactive, & horny.

1. She's so squirrley, a night with her could cost you your life but it's worth the risk!

2. Someone as squirrley as he will be a good addition to my mafia, but I wouldn't dare give him any personal information!

Squirrley by ≈δ∂≈§ҨŰÎЯЯŁЭУ February 20, 2011

squarrel 

-a small disagreement between to squirels

As I sat on the park bench I saw two male squirels chase the same female squirel. Soon they bengan to squarrel.

squarrel by ------ April 3, 2003

Squirrelologist 

Somone that studies squirrels.

I'm a squirrelologist.

Squirrelologist by Pop-N-Fresh December 10, 2003

Squirrelhole 

Noun.
The hole that is left when an ear that has been stretched (gauged) a decent size closes up most of the way and leaves a hole resembling a squirrel anus. Very gross looking and usually the result ofstretching to fast.

Ever since you took out your plugs and stopped stretching it looks like you have a squirrelhole in your ear.

Squirrelhole by The Muffin Man 69 April 13, 2009

Squirrels!

Squirrels: An interjectory word used to notify a friend that their attention and conversation are bouncing around like a labrador with ADHD at a squirrel festival.

So Jennifer asked me to go with her to ohmigawd did I tell you about this place with the fountain? So I texted her back and anyway you've got to see my new iPhone it's so amazing I've got to show you the YouTube about the guy drawing on one. Ooooh, let's stop for ice cream and oh wow do you see that blond guy? ohmig...

SQUIRRELS!

Where!?!?

Squirrels! by Duxall Inarow July 5, 2010

Squirrely

The state of mind in which one feels energetic, crazy, and hyped. Often coupled with a temporary loss of sanity.

Guy #1: "Hey, what's up, guys?"

Squirrely Guy: "supbrowhat'sgoin'onsup!"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2: "He's already a tad squirrely."

Squirrely by StoopNut December 12, 2010