Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

Supercalifragilistically Fabulous (supercali for short)

This is a word used for the utmost excitement of something. It's grander than spectacular, awesome, or great. There is also a shorter term that can be used when your fingers don't feel like typing out all of that or you are just too excited to blurt out the entirety of it.

This is so supercalifragilistically fabulous (supercali for short) !

by MsTeryChica May 25, 2013

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority

"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"

by OldCharter June 20, 2017

Doggy Leg Short-Squirt

When wearing shorts: is the act of hiking up your hind leg to pee through the bottom of your shorts' leg.

Joesph exerts in a drunken stupor , "Look at my wee-wee!"
Justin turns around, "Put that thing away, man!"
Joseph's peen is stretched to below his shorts " Dare me to Doggy Leg Short-Squirt on Chief Carter's Navy Blues?"
Justin, "If you Doggy Leg Short-Squirt...We'll both be dead!"

by Daravouchi March 6, 2018

Kate (The short one)

The best damn person you could ever meet. You’ll fall for her immediately. She doesn’t have much for self confidence and doesn’t see how beautiful she is. Is a weirdo but in the best way possible. You are lucky if you have a Kate in your life. Oct 3rd

I’ve been through hell but would do it all again for Kate (the short one)

by Me-Hop December 10, 2019

The toilet paper shortage of 2020

The Corona virus has apparently caused everyone to shit themselves and thus but 9000 rolls of toilet paper.
Our children will not believe this.

The toilet paper shortage of 2020 has really messed up my time in quarantine.

by ineedsometp April 2, 2020