Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.
She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.
by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015
Get the scampi pantsmug. When two men(or any combination of genders, sometimes involving a strap) love each other very much but are far too frantic to pull their pants down and therefore make sweet sweet anal love through the fabric
by Not some British bloke October 12, 2023
Get the pant analmug. an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward
Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.
by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011
Get the Pants be Crimpin'mug. by Guyintheworld January 19, 2020
Get the Pant pocketmug. Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
by Melvin S March 23, 2019
Get the Buffet pantsmug. ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES
Bouncer- how many beers have you had?
Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.
by Licken strippers TITTIES November 3, 2013
Get the Wasty Pantsmug. Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.
by Gunwrites July 24, 2014
Get the scared the pants onmug.