Fibber pants

One who exhausts and over exaggerates a point of time.

Ben is such a fibber pants! He said he ate a whole pizza by himself on friday night... but he only had one piece, i was at another booth watching.

by Sandruski September 12, 2006

Pants-On Friend

A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.

This is James, he is my Pants-On Friend

by bachelorlife June 13, 2017

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

pant-gina

a hole in the crotch of a pair of pants

please excuse my pant-gina; don't worry, i'm wearing underwear.

by bernoulli_o July 31, 2011

pants slinger

irresistible alpha male that all the women sling pants toward

See Phil over there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Sock Pants

These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.

"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"

by LilyDeflower March 16, 2021

scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015