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Hipsters

Pretencious assholes who feels special by trying to act, and dress more important and knowledgble then other people. When infact 90% of the time is nothing but a poser and vapid as all hell. typically live in the "downtown" areas of cities and extremely unfriendly. Have meaningless tattoos for shock value. Wear recycled or vintage clothing, because buying something new is too mainstream. Or shop at overpriced stores like urban outfitters. Have glasses they don't even need, too appear intellectual. Listen to God awful music by undiscovered artists. And have a hobby such as knitting, being vegan, writing, or making terrible art. Mostly unlikable obnoxious people who arnt half as cool as they think they are.
Today I went to Williamsburg and saw fifty hipsters who looked exactly the same. Shocking
by keephating7 June 8, 2015
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Hipster

One who carries their camera in a wooden crate, coz camera bags are way too mainstream.

Will never admit to being hipster.
Zach is wearing a plaid shirt. Such hipster
by swagow May 7, 2014
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Hipster

Someone who follows the latest fashions
Hey, that hipster stole my wallet!
by IToldUSo March 11, 2015
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hipster

Someone who listens to indie-rock, wears 80's style clothing, (for men) has a long beard and has a lot of tattoos
omg he's such a hipster
by Jason15300 October 20, 2015
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hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.
"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"
by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017
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Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.
Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.
by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019
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hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.
John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott
by tdbmachine November 8, 2023
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