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shit ninja

The art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas
"Dude my wife is a shit ninja, we've been married 2 years and to my knowlege she hasnt shit once."
by anthony calloway February 17, 2008
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Ninja pull

In the MMORPG world of warcraft a ninja pull is when a member in your group or raid purposely pulls a pack of mob s or a boss when the group or raid isn't ready for the encounter.

These so called ninja pullers are usually impatient and retarded DPSers that are pushing a whopping 1500dps on recount.

Ninja pullers also tend to be classes that can escape large groups of mobs, such as a fiegn death hunter or a bubble hearthing paladin inevitably killing the whole raid except for themselves. All in all ninja pullers are assholes that you should kick from your group asap!
1.
Dude1:Man why are we all dead, I went for a smoke and came back and we've all died. I wasn't even ready!

Dude2:That fucking huntard ninja pulled and whiped us all.

2.
My rule for ninja pullers: you pull it, you tank it.
by DerkaDerka121 August 8, 2009
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keyboard ninja

one who is a internet tough guy mostly on social networking sites i.e. myspace,facebook etc. probably someone who needs self assurance and the only way of feeling tough.
im sick of these keyboard ninja's actin hard on the net.
by 907jones January 12, 2009
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pirate-ninja

Pirate-Ninjas are basicly Ninjas that are as smooth-talking or disguistingly rude as a pirate, and can also perform all ninjary whilst being fucked up like a pirate.

Weed and Liqour are the standard intoxicants required for ninja-piracy, although any upper, downer, stimulant, depressant, dissociative, or psychedelic can be used.

There are three Master Pirate-Ninjas:
Jay the Liar
RizN the Trickster
and Nic The Guy Who Is Quiet, Short, and Incredibly Sneaky

from there, the hierarchy goes:
Pirate-Ninja Advocates (pirate-ninja trainees)
and Morons (everyone else)
whoa, that guy just smoked 5 blunts, ate a gram of shrooms, then kicked atleast 9 or 37 people in the face, got laid real quickly, then dissapeared into the night. Damn he's a Badass Pirate-Ninja!
by Joint Masta Jay April 30, 2005
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ninja biscuit

When you fart in your hand and throw it in someone elses face. This was done in the movie Orgasmo.
A-cup: Merry Christmas (ninja biscuits Joe).
Joe: Ahroghorhoh
by razer6890 July 11, 2007
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I-Ninja

Great game released over any platforms.
Features a ninja that violently kills anything that gets in his way, including his sensei. The "I" stands for iron. Therefor the main charactor , Ninja, is an "Iron Ninja". The whole game reaks of bad karate movies!
Aw, look at the cute lil' ninja...!
Wait, did he just cut that guy in half!?
by ...? January 3, 2004
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Ninja Whale

An exclamation used by the Comics And Graphic Novel Board on GameFAQs. This was term was coined from the "Marvel Vs. DC" comic book where Namor was easily subdued by a whale that Aquaman had summoned, which fell flat and squashed him. Usually ended with a "'D" for dramatic effect.
"w0ah!1"
"Pwn'd!"
"NINJA WHALE'D!"
by Everything, Now! November 13, 2005
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