Positive Male Role Model

A man who shares wisdom as a mentor to others who need guidance.

Without having a positive male role model, people will seek validation from powerful male figures throughout their lives and never know why.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

A straight white male

A person who is Caucasian, like girls and male and usually privileged and they think their not privileged

I’m a straight white male women want rights and gays want....kids? What, can you just leave us alone and no to the things you asked for

I’m so unlucky my wife bought me the new iPhone with and I-pod touch case

by @ItsNot_Vansway on IG November 30, 2019

red-blooded male

A term given to any man with a full haired sack. A good indicator is to rub the sack in question against a carpet, if the hair of the sack in question rises up above the shaft, then sack is belonging to that of a red-blooded male.

I went down to Price's the other day to get my ears lowered but there were too many red-blooded males sitting on the steamy gleamer. God damn Gashtonville and its abnormally high level of male sex hormones in the tap water.

by John Derpt February 24, 2011

Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.

Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

very skrunkly scrimblo male

The superior scrimblo male above all the rest of them, has all the traits of a scrimblo and is the biggest gruptillionaire of them all. He is so skrunkly in fact, that he has created a hate speech and protest against Cromro Dungleson’s and his grusted and blumsted chumster-machine.

All women: Wow, that very skrunkly scrimblo male is bubsted and crucked.
Clubler: I think I just shit my pants.

by Hyacinth/Apple April 24, 2022

Beta male bitch syndrome

Basically when a insecure pussy talks down to you to feel better about their miserable existence. They often avoid confrontation and front and buckle when confronted.

You see that guy talking shit, but can’t back it?

Yeah, he must suffer from beta male bitch syndrome.

by Joking jester August 5, 2018

Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.

Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021