Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

log buddy

A significant other that has at one point humped a tree

Wanna be my log buddy?
I already am

by KittyKat26 March 6, 2017

FAT LOG

You know what this is :)

A FAT LOG CAME OUT OF ME

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

nutty log

nutty flavoured tured

what a tasty tured tast's like chekein smell's like sproutss

by cleg nut May 11, 2003

Log

A massive shit about the size of your average 7/11 worker (no not the smelly Indian guy you racist fuck)

Bro 1: dude I just dropped a fat log in the bathroom do NOT go in there

Bro 2:kill yourself fat cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 3, 2025