loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
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log collage middle school

A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick
by Kidissome February 01, 2020
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log clog

When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.
There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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Butt Log

A brown sticks that is produced from 2 meat balloons
by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 04, 2021
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pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.
Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.
by caffeinated_sloth June 19, 2023
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Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 21, 2015
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