King of the World 

He tells you what he'd do. He'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wall and make sweet love to you! Singin joy to the world! All the boys and girls! Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea! Joy to you and me!

You see him, he's a king of the world. He hung out with Jeremiah the Bullfrog, and made sweet love to you. WHILE SINGING. Yep.

King of the World by Airile October 15, 2009

King of the United States 

Barack Obama

In my heart, The King of the United States is still president.

King of the United States by whiteboyz36 October 30, 2017

King of Kings

a term given to someone who, while playing the drinking game kings has the ability to make one or more other players wake up on a boat the next morning. This is a very rare ability and very few people in the world posses this ability.

person 1: hey did you here what happened after kings last night?
person 2: yeah jose woke up on a boat.
person 1: yeah chris really is the king of kings.

King of Kings by his royal highness... the king January 7, 2011

King Henry 

A piercing on a male's penis that leads from the urethra to under the tip. Often used on the M (in S&M) to show that he is taken or a love slave to his S.

Jeff: Owwww... My dick hurts from getting a King Henry so I could be someones bitch... WHY JESUS, WHY!?

King Henry by IknowTHEdeal July 3, 2009

King Tut Special 

A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.

Last night at Sven's I got a brutal King Tut Special.

King Tut Special by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki July 28, 2008

King Bro 

The Greatest Bro of All-Time. Has been believed to be Dave Matthews for many years, but this is one of the worlds darkest secrets. Only four in the world know the identity of "The King Bro".

"The King Bro was praised for his perfect visor and sobe-sipping."

King Bro by Brolaxer69 May 29, 2009

king hit 

The biggest bong rip you will ever f*cking see.

Dude holy shi*t, that hit was king hit level.

king hit by Jordster November 23, 2016