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January 26th

x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th
by Nyshida December 17, 2020
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January 12

Hey guess what today is?

January 12?

Yeah but what else?

I don't know?

National ask out ur crush.
by Wolfzzz November 8, 2019
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January 30

Fuck a guy named Samuel,Jonathan,Henry, and julio
Girl:hey
Samuel:hey
Girl:I’m gonna fuck u
Samuel:oh yea

Samuel:it must be January 30
by Qweertyuioplkjjggffhdc November 5, 2020
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January 14

The day you get to spike any volleyball players head(or a ball at their head).
Brooke: it’s January 14th 😏.
Me//any volleyball player: no no no no..😧
by Chickens and turtles January 11, 2020
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January 19th

Max: Today is January 19th

John: Bet now i get to fuck my gf
by pp.in.my.ass.hole. February 2, 2021
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Cum January

The first month of the year, pretty much the opposite of No Nut November, you just cum a lot. A sexual twist on the common phrase "Come January"
Friend: Dude No Nut November is brutal, idk if I can make it
Me: Just hold off and it'll be worth it Cum January.
by NMSJanitor44 December 13, 2017
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January 10

January 10 is hug any and all Gingers day, this is a day dedicated to them. They may get a lot of days for them but they truly deserve it. We love them all deep down
Girl: there’s he is! He’s so cute and I LOVE his red/orange hair
Girls best friend: well it’s your lucky day it’s January 10, hug a ginger day!
Girl: let’s go!
by Imyoungandinlove January 5, 2021
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