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A stinking 4 foot small cocky little bitch that flexes his intelligence that is a size of a small wiener but thinks he smarter then albert Einstein and acts like a little baby wa wa and starts fights for no reason
Random: hey josh how's it going
Josh: i suck dicks and i hate woman
Josh by younonce May 11, 2024
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A man whore who would fuck any girl in sight even if they have fishy pussy.
Your such a Josh when it come to your love life
Josh by Horrhey June 5, 2024
The other name for a big fat joint or a spliff.

Joshes are large, loud and bring a smile on every face
- Roll me another one homie.
- Maaan you could do it yourself...
- dayum! I forgot about that one Josh in my bag! It's gonna be great man!
Josh by Anjpal June 6, 2024
Josh is a beautiful man with a lovely voice that makes you want to close your eyes and just soak it in. He has a smile to render you senile, content to just adore his crinkled eyes. He could be staring off into space and you'd swear he was deep in his thoughts, pondering something heavy on his heart.

Sarcastic, witty and selectively sweet. Every emotion and attitude fits him like a glove. He could be a standup comedian or a singer, you'd be there on the edge of your seat to hear his opinions and feelings because they are his.

He's the reason "Whatta Man" was written.

He has a way with words that keeps you guessing and will pop up in your thoughts just when you've managed to think about something else. Everything seems to connect back to him -- such is his effect.

He won't own up to it, but he's magnetic, poetic and electric. He loves animals, his family, music, the world, justice -- but also simple things like drinking. Especially drinking.

If you dream about him, he will be always be out of reach and you will always be chasing his shadow. He's just that cool.

At the end of the day, you'll just be grateful that Josh was there to see and to love.
A: I love Josh's music!
B: Oh yeah? Well I love his face!! *fans self*
C: ¿Por que no los dos?
Josh by arastineastrum May 1, 2026
A guy who is smart, an og, tall and 100% that bitch
you are josh
Josh by Abbot T-bag February 12, 2025
When u lurk around your homies ex girlfriend and slime him out for some poon
“Wow little does he know imma bouta hit him w a josh
Josh by Gunnawunna300 April 27, 2025