An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.

"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job

by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024

Italian cheese grater

When you're on over the head and you put your knees on her hair while getting oral sex and rub your taint across her face

I did an Italian cheese grater last night

by SHIZNIC March 14, 2022

italian spice

Used to describe someone who overreacts to the most bland things. Can also be used for people who make shitty food and pass it off as amazing.

“Dude my mom flipped out because I didn’t comb my hair”
“She just has a little bit of italian spice to her”

My friend made chicken and it had no seasoning and was so dry, there was a lot of italian spice

by Jip-Meister February 20, 2024

Italian Hello

When you purposely leave an item, such as a hat or jacket, at someone's house or apartment so you have an excuse to go see them again later.

Me: Dude, where's your hat?
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.

by Playertwo_002 November 14, 2018

Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.

Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Italian stallion

The act of cutting a Italian horses cock off and rubbing it in marinara sauce and stuffed with melted cheese. Proceed to shove it up your partner and when you ejaculate the melted cheese will come out. Meatballs are optional of course.

My girlfriend loves horses so I gave her the Italian stallion.

by Bigphatttmemes June 29, 2020

the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.

North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?

by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022