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I'm Going on Break

Said after solving a taxing problem or difficult issue at work, 'cause after that you definitely deserve a break. Or even better if it wasn't so difficult or taxing, 'cause hell yeah you're going on break anyway!
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender....all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
- Mitch Hedberg
by birdlives March 19, 2008
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Dude, I'm a donkey!

The art of being horselike whilst not being a horse.
"Dude, I'm a donkey!" ("Dude, I'm not a horse, zebra, gazelle, etc.)
by Almer March 5, 2009
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I'm just snacking

What you say when your man texts you asking what you doing when you sucking another nigga's dick
Bae:What you doing rn

Me:I'm just snacking *hits send after swallowing his best friend's seed
by badjokes.exe October 9, 2017
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I'm outta hours

Nice way for a husband to turn down his wife's sexual advances upon entering the bed.
Wife: Wanna fool around???"
Husband: "I'm outta hours" while he is rolling over...
by waitinpatiently July 7, 2010
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Yeh I'm that guy

by Yeh I'm that guy January 8, 2019
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I'm gorilla-done

You know how gorillas are really big right? So imagine Harambe was back on earth (bless his soul), and he blessed you with his enormous girth. Now everything you do, you're accompanied by this gigantic gorilla.

On the other hand, I'm done is used when you're tired of someone's shit. Now imagine you're done, but accompanied by a gorilla.

This is the next level of I'm done. I'm gorilla-done.
Person 1: Hey buddy, you should really stop smoking weed. It makes your dick small.

Weedmaster420: I'm done.
Person 1: I'm serious, I smoked a blunt once and now my wang is 2 inches long.
Weedmaster420: I'm gorilla-done.
by tallbutmywangshort May 12, 2017
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i'm feeling lucky

Because even Google and Larry Page believes you are lucky.
by Awesome Aasim October 3, 2019
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