when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017
Get the houston hammermug. by lisasimpson May 27, 2013
Get the hammersmug. Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!
by BRTomo January 13, 2021
Get the Prego-hammeredmug. That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.
by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018
Get the Hammermug. Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Get the Hammer guymug. Hammer /ˈhamər/ A portable, manually operated, optically guided internal impact delivery device. A hammer is usually used for driving nails, forming metal, beating various natural or man materials into submission, or for the purpose of causing extensive damage to expensive or valuable items. The various types of hammer used by ordinary purposes are of the claw, ball peen, body, sledge, or rubber / wooden mallets.
Why is it is that every time somebody is killed with a hammer it is always a ball peen hammer?
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."
"Fuck! I just smashed my thumb driving a nail and I've got blood all over the place."
by Daniel H. B. November 4, 2020
Get the Hammermug. I’m about to hammer hand this bitch if she keep playing
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
Imma knock your lights out with these hammer hands
by Eli Globe April 20, 2021
Get the hammer handmug.