Party Hard

An example of a shitty song made popular via mainstream.

"So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)"
Repeat above phrase until you have no friends left.

by CommonSense8 February 25, 2009

hard candy

1)A creepy movie about pedophiles

2)The act of secducing a man, particularly a pedophile, only to knock him out and castrate/ kill him.

Elaine was hot, but then she gave me a hard candy, but at least she let me keep my left nut.

by Robby Davis January 17, 2007

hard in the taint

going hard. a bro action with excessive strength.

"Bro a 70 second keg stand followed by puking and then more drinking"
"hard in the taint"

by dip skip June 18, 2012

hard pack

a solid packed shit that requires very little toilet paper to clean your ass with afterwards because it leaves no residue.

when your staring at a less than half a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom you better pray for a hard pack.

by Auntpeg69 September 16, 2009

Hard Knocks

The product of a woman who has had her breasts enhanced via implants. When a woman gets an augmentation of her breasts they normally become hard while at the same time becoming very large. Large breast are often referred to as knockers so hence the name, Hard Knocks, short for Hard Knockers.

Hard Knocks is used simply because it is easier to say than Hard Knockers and woman have no idea what the fuck you mean when you say it.

"damn that girl has fake jacks for sure"
"ya, those are definitely hard knocks"

by SchlifeyHyphy April 10, 2009

hard charger

When you stick you hard dick in an electric socket for maximum effort

I couldnt get the ol Wang up last night. SO I used a hard charger on my johnny and I feel like a new Man!

by Tbagg that hoe July 22, 2006

The Hard Hat

Because a man is very sensitive after an orgasm, he is very sensitive on his head. So when a woman tries to rub his cock with a dry hand, the man has to try very "hard" to not slap the woman for rubbing his "hat". So The Hard Hat is created.

After my woman whacked me off, she kept trying to find more, but my hat was too sensitive, and I tried very hard not to slap that hoe. The Hard Hat I got last night was gruesome.

by Teh Dr. Evil September 14, 2008