A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
by JDicky November 2, 2021
Get the West Hammer mug.To 'twerk' in an uncontrollable manner... a nearly hypnotic clapping motion of the gluteus maximu. Often, eyes are rolled back into head. Facial expression is one of utter hysteria.
If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.
If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.
The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.
Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
If 'hammering' in the vertical position, feet placed firmly on the ground, then arms must be jutted out in front, post pivitolly axial to the gluteus and distal to the bonhomie. The hands overlap each other and point as far back as they can in relation to the arms. Elbows are almost always straight.
If in the inverted position, feet in the air or on an object (i.e. refrigerator or bobcat truck) and hands firmly on the ground, then the legs can either windmill wildly, or juxtapose the position of the arm and 'hammer hand position'.
The act of Hammer hammer hammer hammer is ALWAYS performed in the presence of upbeat ghetto beats and a firmly gripped stainless steal hammer. Cutout cardboard friends are optional.
Note: See definition for 'arm and hammer hand position'
Note: See definition for 'twerk'
by Beedie Black November 21, 2013
Get the Hammer hammer hammer hammer mug.A hammer is a very good fisherman. This motherfucker will catch a bass in a puddle of rain water with half a vexan and a bag of culprits with 25lb Cajun line. A fisherman Truly beyond His time.
Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
Also a very large bass caught by said hammer, named that only by hammer who caught said bass.
“Did you see Greg won the Wednesday nighter?”
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”
“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”
“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”
*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*
*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
“Greg didn’t fish it tho?”
“He still won”
“ Fuckin Hammer 😳👌🏼🔨”
“Did y’all see ole Carlton drop 40 lbs on the scale? Boys HPDI is blown tf Up and he still got er done 100yds by the ramp, can’t compete with that hammer”
*Hammer Boat flips 7 lber over the deck*
*Shouts “FAWKIN HAMMER RIT DER SON!”*
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