fart-knocker 

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

fart-knocker by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart-sack 

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

fart-sack by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

fart smith 

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

fart smith by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Fart Burp 

When you trap your fart in a container, inhale it, burp it up, and blow it into someones face.

Yesterday after getting out of the water I ripped such bad ass in my wetsuit that I decided to fart burp Kristin which smelt so horrible it nearly made her vomit.

Fart Burp by Freight19 July 31, 2010

Fart Barrier 

A mental barrier set in place to govern when it is acceptable to fart. To fart before it has been observed "ok" to do so, in a given public surrounding, would be breaking the fart barrier.

Farting in line at the bank, Breaking the fart barrier.

Farted at a job interview, definite breaking of the fart barrier.

Fart Barrier by NarcolepticRelic February 27, 2011

fart cake 

A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure

Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!

fart cake by Dolberto October 14, 2008

fart nut 

When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.

Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!

fart nut by Laura May 13, 2005