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Facebook Showoff

An extreme obnoxious attention starved person on facebook that posts every picture of any gift that they receive from anyone,but tries to make it "seem" they are showing appreciation for the gift when they are really just showing everyone and really saying " LOOK WHAT I GOT" In hopes of people clicking "like" and asking questions about the gift.
Get off the computer ASSHOLE! I'm trying to post a pic of this 5 cent button Joe bought me!!

No!! , this is the 6th time already today you have posted a picture, your such a facebook showoff!!!!
by butteryobiscuit June 1, 2011
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shit-facebooked

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
by jeatags May 9, 2009
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facebook floosy

A person who will take every one as their friend. Even if they don't like them.
Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.
by Mcbeefy November 26, 2013
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Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.
Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics
by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016
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Facebook Scientist

A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021
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Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
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Facebook Artist

(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.
ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.
by aj123456 January 15, 2011
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