Someone who is constlantly on Facebook waiting to ambush any of his or her "friends" who will reciprocate and lure them into a drawn-out chat session consisting solely of the past few days' trivial occurrences. Facebook camping has led to the phenomenon of Facebook sniping.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
Get the Facebook camper mug.n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)
Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
by Mpaper August 7, 2011
Get the Facebook fascist mug.1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014
Get the Facebook Preacher mug.Dude i can't stop facebook bridging, i'm so addicted i can't go more than one website without checking for updates!
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by ChainsawEnema69 February 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Bridging mug.A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021
Get the Facebook Scientist mug.When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
Get the Facebook curse mug.When a seriously bored individual spends hours doing nothing but looking through facebook, to the point of madness or suicide, whichever comes first.
X: "Have you seen Andy? I swear he's spent four hours on facebook! Hasn't he got better things to do?"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
by Captain Capable July 12, 2011
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