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Donald Trump's penis 

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

Donald trump sandwich 

• Filled with baloney and b.s. (Bacon slices)
• Russian dressing
• on white bread
• a small pickle
Hey I would love a Donald trump sandwich

Donald Trump Rodeo Position 

When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=
Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!

MAGA 2020!!!

Donald Trump Jr 

The unfortunate son of Donald Trump, whom fathers another unfortunate son named Donald Trump III
He's a regular billionaire, like Donald Trump Jr
Donald Trump Jr by GayCosmonaught October 5, 2016

Donald Trump's Wall

"it was a metaphor" Donald Trump
If built though we lose 12 billion in taxes each year from Mexican immigrants alone.
If built would cost around 25 billion dollars.
Waste of time and money and won't pay for itself and won't solve the immigrants way of getting here by planes.
"Hey dude Donald Trump's Wall is going to be huge!" "Yea and so would your taxes my friend"

Donald Trump Walk 

The act of walking, shuffling, or dancing into a building, hallway, or other location in a manner that makes you appear exceedingly confidant that you're better than any employees or occupants.
Jimmy Donald Trump Walked into that McD's like owned the damn place.