cum snowball

two girls alternating spiting jizz into each others mouth

Last nite i was with these two hoe and they made a cum snowball

by poppin tha colla April 25, 2006

cum shield

A large pair of sunglasses. Built for style, but covering an area the size of a safety goggle. ie Paris hilton

"Adrianne's cum shield deflected Tysons errant pearl necklace harmlessy away."

by J.R. Simplot April 4, 2006

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.

Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.

by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.

“Now listen here you little cum twinkle”

by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020

Cum Chuckles

When one has uncontrollable giggling or chuckling after having an orgasm. Similar to the giggles one gets after smoking good cannabis.

"Damn. What are you even giggling about? Do you have the Cum Chuckles or something?"

by HA_13 May 28, 2014

Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.

"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"

by resguy638 May 13, 2016

Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.

See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".

by star2uk June 29, 2020