Crunchy Quality

Bad quality in video or picture. The quality is quite pixelated and the audio is awful too.

Friend 1: Bro look at this video
Friend 2: bruh I cant see or hear a think the quality is too crunchy.
Friend 1: …what?
Friend 2: This is crunchy quality dude.

by CramptyZ May 31, 2022

Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

Cruzchampo

The reigning champ in the Costas. Generally outgoing, able to strike a ball and usually has a big corey on him.

Usually gym rats from northern rugby towns.

Yeah Doyley is the reigning Cruzchampo you know, smashed a pink fella 300 of a can of lager with a hybrid. Some man.

by DMoore3:16 June 17, 2022

Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;

A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes

by Bambi barrister June 30, 2022

Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

Crunchy show

Crunchy as in enjoying something at loud. Used to describe the type of shows/movies/cartoons/ ... that can be really annoying at times and it makes you just loudly say stuff like "Why won't they just talk?!". Yet beside all of it's downsides you still like to watch it.

I can't stop watching all this crunchy shows!

by anonymous July 25, 2022

crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk

That (spoiled) milk has crunched up

by karbis_ July 25, 2022