Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.

Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude

by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018

Piss Cleaned

When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.

She had to go to the bathroom, thank god i piss cleaned that nasty stain before she saw it.

by ZeusSeesAll521 November 14, 2022

Clean tony

The act of cleaning the cum of some man off of your face after a real long night of hard core sex over at cherry grove

Wow man I was a real clean tony after last night but I don’t remember his name

by Niggydes September 20, 2021

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly

Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl

by Mr. Astely August 14, 2011

clean breaker

When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.

“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”

Or

“Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”

by Framer June 10, 2018

cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.

Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.

by Just Dirty August 5, 2016