chocolate medusa

I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!

by Dingle5884 October 23, 2020

chocolate doorknob

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017

Chocolate Chomper

A person who chews chocolate rather than letting it dissolve in their mouth.

Luca is a Chocolate Chomper. Look at him chewing his chocolate.

by 2121PeachFuzz March 24, 2021

Chocolate Chode

A chode that has been lathered in human feces then their partner licks it off sexually.

Baby Let’s do the Chocolate Chode tonight

by Jlee23 December 27, 2022

Chocolate Tease

The act of someone offering to share one M&M out of their entire bag.

Katy: Hey Wendy, would you like an M&M?
Wendy: No thanks, one is just a chocolate tease and I'll only end up wanting for more.

by _ashes2ashes_ January 17, 2012

Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

chocolate chug

When someone sit on your mouth, then proceeds to have intense diarrhea into your mouth whilst you are simultaneously swallowing it.

Me and my girl were in the mood for something kinky, so she gave me the chocolate chug

by bruhman87 January 13, 2022