1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
by Jlee23 December 28, 2022
The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 10, 2017
by Divinelight April 11, 2021
When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.
1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?
by Apricotcustard July 09, 2021
Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.
I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.
I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.
by Dahaka November 06, 2013
A white man that has an unusually large dick.
by Truefactsaretrue October 02, 2017