chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Chocolate volcano

When brown dookie comes out of your glutious Maximus and you flush the toilet and it clogs up. The toilet starts to spew poop all over the place. Erupting like a volcano.

Dezirae was taking a shit and when she tried to flush the toilet, a chocolate volcano erupted

by Lucky Son March 27, 2016

chocolate swing

A big muscular black guy that you befriend to get closer to his small white friend

You really used Ronny as a chocolate swing didn't you?

by First things first November 13, 2018

chocolate helmet

A chocolate helmet occurs when a penis tip enters a soils anus, and when removed is covered in feces.

I popped my penis in her ass and had a chocolate helmet when I removed it.

by Mushy mellow November 18, 2018

chocolate schnitzel

When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t

Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel

by Josh10011 July 30, 2017

chocolate scarfish

Normally the man turns to the other man and says "scar me dad" and cuts his anus many times until the other man ejaculates and then let's himself bleed out on the floor whilst the other man fucks his dead body spread out on the floor hence the name starfish.

I'm going to jail because i finally gave my man chocolate scarfish last night....totally worth it.

by Papa dragon21 August 20, 2017

Chocolate nips

When a frog begins to eat a tree and farts nipples.

Wow i just saw chocolate nips!!!!!

by ILoveFrogsYeet October 21, 2018