covid 19 pounds

when you gain weight during quarantine bc you aren't exercising and have no will to live

I think I gained my COVID 19 pounds

by sunnydoggo June 25, 2020

covid cheese

The cheese from covid-19

Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”

by amanda__panda August 13, 2021

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 01, 2021

Covid Gangbang

In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.

Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch

by Flakesbakes February 12, 2021

covid gangbang

Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.

"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"

by Alltheusernamesaretakensadly December 05, 2020

Super Covid

When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!

Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!

by Big daddy L2 December 20, 2022

Covid-D

When banner keeps saying he has had Covid and hasn’t

I’ve had Covid between March and may, the twat. Claims to have Covid-d

by DUBYAC October 27, 2020