Purple Boner

Where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of "blue balls" syndrome.

Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."

Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."

Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."

by Raging Wop July 5, 2010

boxerjob

When a guy gets a blowjob (hopefully from a girl) with boxers on.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend. Her and I were watching television. I was wearing boxers. She looked at me with a very devilish grin, and reached inside my boxers. I felt myself get a little hard from her touch. She took my dick and balls out of my boxers. By this time, I was fully hard. She put her mouth around my fat cock and began to go up and down on me. I moaned a little bit. She began to hum, and it drove me up a wall. I moaned so much. I felt an orgasm growing inside me. My breath began to quicken. She was deepthroating me now. I moaned a little more. A few seconds later, I felt an explosion inside me. I thrust my cock into her mouth, and I felt the cum come out. She took my dick out of her mouth and gave me a little hand job to make sure I was done. I looked into her eyes and said, "That was the best boxerjob ever."

by Anonymous32508 May 24, 2008

Boner

When you're having sexual activity boys crouch expands in length as he is feeling immense pleasure.

Lily:"Josh harder! MORE HARDER!"

Josh:"You're giving me a boner!"

Lily:"Yes you're making me cum!"

by Lil_boy November 10, 2019

Boner

*Bon·er (name)
-Proper Name; Boner (English, American) is a common nickname for Eric Shinn.
*bon·er (noun)
-Vulgar Slang; An erect penis.

His name is Erection, but all his friends call him Boner.

by reflectionpoint January 17, 2010

boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008

Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.

I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...

by anonyhorny October 23, 2009

Wet Boner

1.A huge boner. It will get so hard it may show throw your pants and it will be wet on the tip of it. This may happen for no reason or because something a hot girl did.

"Dude,i had a wet boner in class and it got really annoying, couldn't concentrate."

by freshstyles June 10, 2009