Big Bird

The sexual act of eating a dozen eggs (either cooked or raw), then vomiting the rubbery yellow mess onto your partner's chest.

Similar to a Cosby Sweater, in that both cause your partner to resemble beloved childhood icons.

"Hey Diana, can you pick up some eggs on the way home from work? I'm in the mood for a Big Bird."

by Phronk August 3, 2009

Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.

Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"

by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

Bird pon

Placing a small bird such as a sparrow into the vagina to dam up menstrual flow in lieu of a tampon.

Honey Boo Boo, gimme that dead sparrow off the porch. Mama's staining the carpet in the hallway again. It's time to make her a bird pon

by DrSpuD January 14, 2018

Dank bird

A very good lookin woman who likes being popular and has biiiiiiig ass

Ooh! Look at that dank bird over there! Ass

by The east gamers August 20, 2020

Bury the Bird

Using your middle finger to finger someone.

When I went over for Netflix and Chill, Rachel let me bury the bird last night

by FweeFweeMcGee September 22, 2021

Lag Bird

When there is a group of people in a First Person Shooter or Third Person Shooter game type lobby with a bad lag. While a lag flock would be a host migration in a game such like Call of Duty.

"God Damn that Lag Bird!" "Wow it's a Lag Flock!"

by LULZ TRUCK BUT FARIS IS GEY March 14, 2013

Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017