Big Bird

The sexual act of eating a dozen eggs (either cooked or raw), then vomiting the rubbery yellow mess onto your partner's chest.

Similar to a Cosby Sweater, in that both cause your partner to resemble beloved childhood icons.

"Hey Diana, can you pick up some eggs on the way home from work? I'm in the mood for a Big Bird."

by Phronk August 03, 2009

Early Bird

When your penis pops out of your pants/underwear.

Guy 1: "Ew dude whats that"
Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I have an Early Bird"

by sumguyk24 September 13, 2011

John Bird

Why the fuck did you look up your own name in the urban dictionary.

John Bird is a fucking dumbass

by John's a bitch (ak50) May 21, 2021

bored bird

A person has nothing to do jus try’s to get you mad and get lots of attention and who’s mostly a girl.

Why are u being sick a bored bird ?

by Jcool456 June 30, 2018

Flappy Birds

An old mans saggy balls

James has flappy birds

by DinoTrainSquad April 26, 2015

tight as a bird

to be angry or irritated

Jenny was tight as a bird after she failed the math test she'd studied for all night.

by awkwardhuman January 03, 2013

bird class

Easy to pass class

I want to take all bird classes my senior year so it’s easy

by Lololololilololololzzzz October 14, 2021